10 WAYS YU KNOW YUR COMFORTABLE WITH YUR BOYFRIEND
1. Farts become a challenge rather than a shame
2. Wen he gets an injury and its filthy you clean it; &if he complains that it hurts yu tell em, “Stop being a pussy & eat it up!”
3. You clean his dirty toe nails
4. You let him jiggle yur fatty parts
5. You wake up & share a goodmorning kiss then tell em, “Damn!! Yu need to brush yo teeth dawg!”
6. When he says he’s gonna go somewhere you look at him & say, “Not til you wash the dishes!”
7. When it’s time to make love & you tell em, “It’s YOUR turn!”
8. You could care less how hideous you look wen yur around him!
9. When you get home from school ir work & you can vent to him about it & he joins you
10. When you can be yur COMPLETE self around him; no matter how Retarded that may be!